seriously. i was working at the desk. working REALLY HARD. covering someone's shift.. when the clock that hands right above of me.....
*BANG*..............................................................................

i was like WTH?
it turns out that the clock had fallen after some stupid patient had to go and slam the door uber hard. >< it landed RIGHT NEXT TO MY ARM ON THE DESK!!! I WAS LIKE O_O. and like totally continued to work when my coworker, Liz, rushed over and picked up the clock next to me.... I was like in a total daze. MY HEAD WAS INCHES AWAY! I COULD'VE BEEN HIT BY THE FALLING CLOCK!! OMG OMG OMG. i'm one lucky girl...

then my other coworker, Debbie. has to go and joked, "LIKE WOW. DORY ALMOST GOT CLOCKED!"

..............bad joke, i know. but i couldn't help but laugh. and last week's joke was being brain damaged... like seriously. one of our pt's used 'BRAIN DAMAGE' is the reason she couldn't make to the appt!! i was like. um. excuse. me? and she was like yea, i got this letter here that states that you guys have to call to remind me i have an appt... i was like. um. no? we don't have proof of that in your folder!!!! crazy lady. i swear. i have a CRAZY moron call me everyday. AND AT LEAST ONE IS CHINESE. which brings insult to the fact of being chinese... these ppl just don't think. i swear. they just stay home and do !%#%@^@%. (inappropriate things that she just doesn't want to type and gross you all out)

oh geez. the things i learn working at a OBGYN office. the ppl i deal with. no brains.